When I was about 6 years old I found out that I didn't have a penis,so I tried to make my own by using a toiletpaper-tube..My best friend was a boy and after seeing his penis I thought I was not normal.I practised to pee standing up with this,and after a lot of spilling on the floor,hands and clothes I actually got quite good at it!I did it a long time,until my mum finally saw it and explained that I was a girl and therefor had no penis..
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- when i was a little girl i asked santa for a penis for christmas. i thought it was a really awesome toy. — haha
- i used to believe that a penis was the same as a vagina except really long— *stupid*
- im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon