When I was in kindergarten, I brought some chewing gum in one day and proceeded to chew it (not knowing the rule). The teacher noticed me and told me to go put it on the trashcan over by the sink.
When I went over there, the teacher's assistant was cleaning some small surgical scissors, tweezers and a knife. I got scared and cried because I thought she'd cut little chunks of gum out of my mouth and slice bits of my tongue off.
As it turned out, she used the tools to demonstrate something later on in class, but I steered clear of gum in school all year, just to be safe.
A childhood belief about chewing gum

others believed things like this
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- I used to think that my teacher lived at school until she came to school late one day. I was shocked!— Wow, you have a life?!
- I used to believe that the Chinese boy in my kindergarten class flew from China every day to get to class.— Debi
- i thought the chunks in blue cheese dressing were bunny turds because we had a rabbit and my mom told me soAnon