When my mom gave me 'the talk' I wasn't paying much attention. I thought she said that the man put his penis to the woman's nipple..and that was how I thought it was for several years.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I thought that to breastfeed, a woman had to poke a hole in her nipple (like the hole in a bottle nipple).— Imani B.
- I used to believe that "nuptial" was a naughty word. I thought it meant nipple. XD— Sara Hagen
- up until puberty I thought that my nipple would inflate like a balloon to form a breast— EiEi
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- when i was young i used to beleive that the bumps around your nipple was brale for suck here.— Becky
- I used to believe that a woman gave birth by pressing her belly button and the baby popped out.
— Tasha K