I'm and eighth grade teacher and a little 1st grader came to me and told me billy the 8th grader had said the f-word on the bus, and so i asked billy, and he said he'd never said that one the bus, ever, so i asked the 1st grader what the f-word was, and she told me she wasnt allowed to said that word, so i had her wisper it to me, and it was "fart", so i just told billy right infront of her not to be saying that f-word (fart) anymore
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- When I was little I believed that the "F word" was fart. My mom laughed at me when I told her.Anon
- Up until 8th grade or so, I was convinced that I invented the word "Fart"— Jonah
- i believed the f-word was fart until i was about 8.— Kendra
- I thought the f-word was fart.— Caroline
- I used to think that fart was a bad word and then i heard my mom say it once and I was so shocked.— Tara
- i used to think that the word "stupid" was a curse word, ranging in scale right beside the "f" word.Anon