Up until I was about ten, I thought that the ultimate insult was to scream "Chicken Pot Pie!" out of a window, with the blinds closed (especially bad if it was a fat person).
Why? I don't know.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- When I caught chicken pox, I thought it was down to me eating too much chicken.— Helen
- I used to believe that Venetian blinds came from Venus.— Valerie
- I thought that eating chicken gave me muscles (chicken and muscles sound the same in Mandarin).— NG
- I used to believe that if you buried a chicken bone in the backyard it would grow a chickenAnon
- I used to believe that all meats were chicken. I called everything chicken. :)— Girlfloyd
- I used to believe when you had chicken pox, you turned into a chicken— Shirley