My friend Jenn just admitted that she thought the Cher song "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" was Gypsies, Chimpanzees.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Cher really WAS a gypsy and a thief and some kind of egyptian ruler.— Piper
- In the song "We're going to Ibiza", my friend thought they said "we're going to eat pizza"!— Smaranda
- I used to think that a Visa credit card was what one needed to be admitted to countries that "require a visa".— Stephanie
- a friend thought that the song "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was saying "dirty deeds dunderchief"— dubs
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- When I was little, my dad had a friend named Scott. I thought my dad's friend was the king of Scotland— Uhhh....