When I was little and my mother would take me with her on trips to the mall, I'd get bored in the department stores because we weren't buying anything for me, and I'd hide in the clothing racks. My mother would get mad, and told me that the department store owners were watching me on the security cameras and would come down and yell at me and kick me out if I kept it up.
One day I was hiding amongst some women's dresses, and they made an announcement over the intercom for a Miss Green to come to the front of the store. I began bawling and ran to my mother, and when she asked what was wrong, I tearfully told her the lady on the speaker called me "Miss Greedy" and she was going to come kick me out!
A childhood belief about going shopping
others believed things like this
- my mom told me that if i went inside the dresses at the clothing store, the dress would eat me...Anon
- I used to believe that the short display beds at department stores were for dwarfs.— p
- I believed that female teachers got to choose if they wanted to be called "mrs. or miss" — Jenna
- My mother told me chewing gum was made from horses hooves!Anon
- When I asked my mother how Elvis died, she told me that he ate too much candy. — Katie B
- I used to believe making a cake from scratch meant using a box mix rather than buying a cake from the store.— EZ