My brother used to think the line, "I'll never be your beast of burden" in the Rolling Stone's song "Beast of Burden" was sung:
"I'll never be a pizza burnin'...."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - i used to believe the rolling stones wrote rolling stone magazine.Anon
- When I was about 5 or 6, I used to think the song 'Beauty and the Beast' was really 'Beauty and the Beef'.— Natski
- In the song "We're going to Ibiza", my friend thought they said "we're going to eat pizza"!— Smaranda
- I used to believe that if you ate the little seeds on pizza that pizza would grow out of your ears— chana
- I used to think that the song"Stayin Alive" said "Staying In Line" like at school when I was little. — MacKenzie