When I was younger, I was watching a bugs bunny cartoon in which he was dressed as a ballerina. The mad scientist gave bugs a labodomy. For years I thought a labodomy was when male ballerinas had their male parts removed, so they could fit into their leotards.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I thought the word mailman was male man and it seemed dumb to me as aren't all men male?— andalite
- I used to think that to desex an animal meant to turn it from a male to a female or female to male.— Phil
- I believed that lightning bugs were faeries....
::sigh:: I miss those enchanted years of my youth.— Andrea Sorenson - When I was younger, I used to believe toads were male and frog were females.— Claude-Eugène
- When I was little, I thought the Beatles really were bugs.— Spongekid
- When I was little, I thought that bug spray would make bugs explode and disappear. Anon