In Benny and the Jets by Elton John, I always thought the line 'He's got eletric boots and a mohair suit' was 'She's got electric boobs and her mom has, too.' As a kid, I kept wondering what electric boobs could possibly look like, and what kind of sad genetic defect it was that could affect a whole family. The REALLY funny thing is that without really talking about it, my sister misinterpreted the same line the same way. What a warped family I come from
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- As a child, I thought that Olivia Newton-John was Elton John's wife and Juice Newton's sister.— Connie
- As a child I used to think that Olivia Newton-John and Elton John were married.
Boy, I was way off.— Lisa - i thought in elton john's "tiny dancer'' the chorus was "hold me closer tony danza"— d.a.
- I use to believe if I ate something electronic Id have electric powers — jack L
- WHEN I WAS LITTLE I USED TO THINK THAT GIRLS GET BOOBS BY ONE DAY GOING TO SLEEP AND IT JUST HAPPENS— J.C
- I used to think that if you put geraniums into electric switches it would blow up the whole world!— Steve Jeffs