when my sister was little, i read the little critter books so her. she also had a strange fixation with her private parts, and wanted to know what they were called. many a times after that, she would always want me to read her the "little clitoris" books, and thought thats what they were called
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When I first started learning to read I was convinced that vowels were called barnacles.— Andy Howell
- When I was younger I was certain my "private" was called a ba-china... the boy's were pickles. — taliba
- When I was a kid, I wondered why they called it "public hair" when it was so private.Anon
- We use to think the male organ (penis) was called a PUDDLE....
My twin sister and I both called it that...Anon - When I was a little I thought TV was full of tiny books and we would watch one every day— Amine
- I thought the Til Tuesday song said "Books are scary!", rather than "Voices Carry"Anon