A childhood belief about farting

As a young boy, I used to think that pretty women did not fart. They looked and smelled too good for that. I believed that farting was something only boys did, prefering "burbing" at the rear rather than the mouth. My first girlfriend dispelled that belief when when she farted so loud one night, it woke me from deep sleep. AND ALMOST NOTHING WAKES ME UP FROM DEEP SLEEP!