When I was about 3 or 4, my mom and I were both wearing leotards. My mom asked if I was comfortable in my leotards. I said "Yes. Are you comfortable in your 'momma-tards?"
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- i used to think "black dog" by led zeppelin started out like, "big-legged momma, see the way you moo."— ginny
- I used to think anorexia was something to do with wearing an anorak.Anon
- I thought that when I grew up I HAD to start wearing polyester like my mom.— levi lady
- I used to believe that wearing a bra that was too small would make my boobs get smaller.— Aretia
- I use to believe that people who wore tuxedos were actually wearing the skins of Penguins. — Keith
- At a young age I couldn't imagine how people without glasses could marry the ones wearing them. — Ana