I thought that oral sex meant kissing, and hence told several people that my parents had oral sex all the time, even at the dinner table! Oops!
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- I believed that oral sex was people having sex in space.
I think I got 'oral' mixed up with 'astral'— PinkPanther - I thought that 'oral sex' was just French kissing.— Rachel
- i used to think that oral sex was kissingAnon
- I used to believe oral sex was french kissing.— Anonymous
- i used to think that oral sex was just a fancy term for kissingAnon
- When I was in sixth grade I thought that "oral" sex meant talking about sex.— Duh