My grandma thought that if she made cute names for everything us kids wouldn't know what she was talking about. To this day I sometimes accidently call a penis a "futzer" and a vagina a "pocket book".
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- i used to believe that a penis was the same as a vagina except really long— *stupid*
- i used to believe that if you have sex for too long, the penis would stay in your vagina— Angela
- i used to think that having sex was licking the persons vagina or penis until u got tiredAnon
- i, too, thought my grandma made up the bushel and a peck song. :)— nessa
- I used to call croutons "concretes" because they were so crunchy, I thought they were made of concrete.— Scary Dream
- My kids seen my maxi pads and now they think I wear Pampers now they call me Pamper lady!!— Angela