One time in a hotel, during a trip, I was about 10, and my little brother was 7. We got in the elevator, and he kept kicking me , so I called him a brat. My poor little brother had clearly misunderstood the meaning of it, and shouted "MOM! Becca called me a SOB! This was in front of about 8 people.
Needless to say, he got a long lecture after we got off.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- When me and my brother were kids we used to think that Jim'll Fix it's Jimmy Saville was called Jim'llAnon
- My brother was terrorised by an imaginary charecter called anorak doo-dah— Corin
- Me & my brother used to think that the science programme QED was called "KWED" rather then "KYOO EE DEE".— Richard Davies
- I used to believe that people from Holland were called "Hollish", like people from Poland are called "Polish"— Sally
- My brother told me one time that sex was when 2 people were naked drinking a coke from the same bottle.— Danielle
- We use to think the male organ (penis) was called a PUDDLE....
My twin sister and I both called it that...Anon