When I was little, I remeber watching a Ceech & Chong movie, and one of the characters stuck his fingers in the coin return of a telephone, and got some nasty stuff on his hands and exclaimed "Caca!" For some reason, from then on, I though Caca was what you call female pubic hair, and when one of my friends said Caca around his parents one day I got really embarrased for him and ran home.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think pubic hair was really called 'public hair' until I was about 15— Spe
- I always wanted to use the telephone to call Jesus, Santa and Superman— Alex Burghart
- After watching Return of the Jedi, I belived that whenever you died you just dissapeared.— Nano
- The Chinese language just had three words: ching, chang, and chong.— MD Caruso
- I sed to think that thw only reason we stuck to the earth was because is spins around!— imgareth
- i used to believe that homosexual meant that you did it with stuff in the home— kristin