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A childhood belief about under my bed

Up until I was age nine, I was afraid that a giant pair of eyeballs the size of my doorway would attack me at night, and that if I were to get squeezed between them, then I would be transported to an alternate sub-dimension, along with a few of my friends, where we all wore Link's costume from The Legend of Zelda; only, for some reason, without the skirt part.

— John 117

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