I thought perhaps I my penis had an eye of it's own so that it could tell when it was looking at the loo.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- I thought that when gay men had sex they did it by one penis going inside the other! — AA
- when i was little i thought my penis was a gun just in case i needed it— SERASDFE
- i thought getting circumcised was to get the head of the penis cut off— Dee