When I was 4 we were getting ready to move from Texas to Washington. My mom told me that it is illegal to fart in Washington. If I farted the "pooper scooper squad" would come and take me to the "pooper Pokey". I cried because I didn't understand how was supposed to hold my farts in.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the lower level of the George Washington Bridge in NYC was named Martha Washington— Shayne
- When I was little I thought that Washington( D.C. )was in Washington state. Anon
- When I was liitle I used to think that God looked like george WashingtonAnon
- Good looked exactly like George Washington.
I have no idea where I got this.— Leen - I used to believe that George Washington died and turned into a bridge.— lara dean
- I used to believe that China was attached to the United States somewhere up near Washington state.Anon