I used to believe "eating a girl out" actually involved a spoon.. oh jeez.
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- I used to think I was allergic to spoons (what a spoon!)— Sally
- I used to believe that when a woman was pregnant, she fed the baby with a tiny spoon through her belly button.— Marie
- I used to believe eating fish enables me to live underwater and eating veggy makes me prettier!— Melody
- My friend believed that eating bread crusts or eating mustard will give you curly hair.— Linda from Southern California
- That "guerilla warfare" involved real Gorillas.— Geoffrey
- I thought that smoking pot involved an actual pot from the kitchen.— Aeris