Queen:
"god knows I want to break free"
I heard:
"got nose I want to break free"
Queen:
"that would really be a breakthrough"
I heard:
"that would really be a grapefruit"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- When i was a tiny lad, I used to think drug free zones were places where you can get drugs for free— Spencer
- I used to believe that my mum was the queen. She does look a bit like the queen... minus the orb and sceptre.— Vix
- When my brother was little he heard the song "Le Freak" by Chic (Ahhh, freak out!) like this: Ahhh, free cow!Anon
- I used to believe that if the queen died we would all die too. I think it had somthing to do with bees.— Darrell
- i used to believe that if i was good at school, i had a chance of becoming the queen????— donia