When I was little, I believed that when you got a divorce it was just like a wedding, only you walked backwards down the aisle, the bride wore black, and the groom wore a reverse tuxedo.
A childhood belief about marriage
others believed things like this
- I thought that an ambassador was simply someone who wore a tuxedo, top hat, and a monocle, and held a cane.— GE
- I used to belief that the Muslim women who wore their garment wore it because they were bald.Anon
- I used to think that Batman was Blackman. He wore a black superhero outfit, so it made sense to me.Anon
- i believed that moles wore davy lamps on their heads so they could see underground— Omi
- I once believed that if I wore my Halloween costume to bed, I'd wake up as the actual thing.— Sarah
- I thought that if you wore the colour red, you would go yo hell. — Tone