My dad used to tell me that when I got into my teens, I would turn into a "Gorshkin," a kind of animal that has horns. I used to picture some kind of gargoyle or puck creature.
It turns out it was his little joke, and he actually told me that in my teens, I would become a Gorshkin, which was "horny" creature.
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- i used to picture jesus as a kind of cartoon Tarzan, swinging through the trees...— bex
- I believed that the inside of a tomato was a small, living creature and I flatly refused to eat that bit.Anon
- When I was a kid, I thought the musical Mamma Mia did songs from the A*Teens (the teenage version of Abba)Anon
- My friend Rod hates any kind of meringue pie because when he was 6 his father told him it was cow slobber.— Sean
- When I was young my mother told me that old people kind of shrink. I thought that they shrunk into babies.— dont know
- I thought that cars could only make turns when you used the turn signals...— Toby