Since I was 7, 28 years ago, I've been a big Elvis fan. At age 10 I got hold of the Roustabout soundtrack album, and upon hearing the sopng "Poison Ivy League" for the first time, I swore he sang "How can they f**k"...a few years later I realized it was actually "how can they flunk". Thank goodness I never sang that in front of my parents!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- Even though the title is 'How Bizarre', I always thought he sang "help is on"...Anon
- I used to belive that if I put my finges in my ears when i sang noone could hear me— Helen
- I used to think that birds sang in different languages depending on the country they were in!— Sarah
- for my little sis -
Paul McCarty song "Band on the Run" but when she sang it it was "Man has the Runs"Anon