In church when I was little the priest always used to say "hym and hym and hym" I always thought he was talking about some guys so I would stand up and look around for 3 guys at the alter I only saw one guy (the priest) after my mom told me to sit down I would always say "Mom we really need to see the eye doctor..."
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to believe that the priest was God because everytime a child cried, he wouldn't be talking.Anon
- I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater. — Gwen
- I used to think my priest was a bit foolish for never having noticed that Dog is God written backwards— anticap
- I used to believe that Madonna's Papa don't preach was pop-a-long priest— Mark "lyric master" Rowbowtohme
- i used 2 beleive i wuz an alien that had to save the world from "bad guys"— me not u