For the longest time I was convinced I was turning into a volcano. This was my rationalization of poop, which I always refered to as lava. When I had to go to the bathroom, I would announce that I had to go "be a volcano."
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- i used to believe that a volcano was an upside-down UFO in disguise— Sally
- I used to believe that inside each volcano there was a guy who'd press a button to make it erupt.— Jim, UK
- When I was little I taught that a volcano was a fish.Don't know why,it just sounded like a fish name.— Daniel
- I used to think Tomato soup was Lava.— Daniel Green
- i used to believe lava and water made electricityAnon
- I used to think that teachers always had to officially announce to the whole class why someone was off sick.Anon