When my younger brother was about three years old or so, my grandparents found a rabbit and kept it in their backyard. My grandpa hated that rabbit. He never called it anything besides "son of a bitch." (Which is a bit odd, I think, considering that female dogs are bitches, not female rabbits.) So when, one day, that rabbit ran away, my grandpa proved what an influence he had on my younger brother. My little 3-year-old brother wandered around for the longest time, screaming at the top of his lungs, "Come back, you son of a bitch!" He thought that was the rabbit's name.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I used to belive that my pet rabbit was the easter rabbit and he owned egg land.— Andrew B
- I used to believe that a rabbit lived on the moon— van
- When I was 5, I wanted to be a bunny rabbit when I grew up.— Carrie
- I used to believe that if you saw the Easter Bunny, you would turn into a rabbit!Anon
- That Rabbit shed their tail when the seasons changed.— Jodi
- i thought the chunks in blue cheese dressing were bunny turds because we had a rabbit and my mom told me soAnon