When my niece was 3, she inexplicably became hysterical one day. My sister had just come home from the store and had bought my niece a package of new underwear and told her it was because she was "getting older and needed a bigger size". My niece burst into tears and ran up to her room. After we calmed her down, she told us that she had been trying very hard not to get older because it would make her mother die. Her father's mother had just passed away and our mother had died long before my niece was born and she thought that when children got older it made their mothers die so she had been trying to prevent it. What a sweetie!
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- My niece used to believe that I lived in the sky because she always saw me leave for school on an airplane.Anon
- My niece used to call Marmite Falloy! Where she got the word Falloy from nobody knows— Russ
- I used to belief sloths lived in trees outside my childhood home. My older sister told me so.Anon
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela
- My mother told me that ice cream vans were ambulances for little children.— Buzz