when i was little, i used to think that when u swore, you would die. everytime i heard my mom swear from then on, i would hurriedly ask her if she needed CPR.
i found out the truth when i was about 10.. or 11.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I used to think that oral sex was talking about sex. I was wrong when I found out the truth.Anon
- I swear I heard a Disney Channel/Radio Disney song where the chorus was a repeated “Damn it”— SpengBab
- i used to belive that if you swore you would be arrested— kd
- my mum told me when i was 11 if i swore the police would take me to jail. — tg in blue
- I was told that if your ever swore in church, as you walked out God would strike you with a bolt of lightning.— Lou
- I used to believe that swearing was just saying, “I swear!”Anon