when i was little, my hobby was to march around the room. my mum would get annoyed with this. so, one day, my mom told me that MARCHing could only happen in MARCH. she told me that if i did it in any other month, all the monkeys in the world would die. and since i found out that spider monkeys are endangered, i thought i had killed them all, marching around the room like that!
A childhood belief about hobbies
others believed things like this
- Until I was well along in years I always thought our family was Irish because my dads birthday was March 17th— Gladys
- My little brother was afraid of toliets cuz he thought monkeys would jump out of his butt.— ~~~ Crazy Bro ~~~
- i used to belive that babies come from monkeys...— serious
- I used to believe that guerillas were monkeys with guns.— Dave D
- I used to believe bananas came from yellow monkeysAnon
- I used to believe that monkeys were related to fish as they both have mouths!— Quako