One day when I was very little, I asked my dad the dreaded question "where did I come from?" He told me I was born out of a baked bean tin and they picked me up in the supermarket. It took me a long time to figure out that bake bean tins didnt come in that size.
A childhood belief about reproduction
others believed things like this
- I used to believe 'three bean salad' was an extremely small entree because it contained only three beans.— queeneve
- I still belive that if you stick a bean up your nose for a cople of days it will sprout— Leah
- My mother, the good Catholic, thought that Jesus, being a string bean (supreme being) was really skinny.— Mark D
- i used to belive that kidney beans were bean shaped things that grew in kidneys... untill yesterday — Jokey
- "Yooce cream, ice bean, we all scream for ice cream!"
This song was always stupid to me.— Shirley B. - row row row your boat gently down the stream...merrily merrily merrily merrily life's a butter bean.— bleeslady