well when i was5 years old i remember looking down at my private part and wondering why i had a "hot dog" hanging out of me. i just sat there for an hour and looked at it well anyway i forgott about it till i was 7 years old. it was the first day of school and i was scared, it was half way over and i went up to my teacher and said "why do i have a hot dog growing out of me" and i pulled my pants down in front of the teacher the teacher said "umm because you need it you will learn about it later" well anyway i was reallly scaared i went home thinking i was weird. the next day i went up to a kid and pulled his pants down. i was so relieved to see he had a "hot dog" to. lol
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- im grade 2, my teacher said that she was 2000 years old and i belived her— ---pepsi---
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell
- I used to think that my teacher lived at school until she came to school late one day. I was shocked!— Wow, you have a life?!
- when i was a youngen i used to believe that condoms looked like pants!!— joey