When I was a kid, I swallowed a gum ball, and my mom told me not to worry because it would come out in my poop. For days I checked my poop, expecting it to come out whole, and worrying that it was still inside when it didn't.
A childhood belief about chewing gum

others believed things like this
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my buttAnon
- I used to believe that overweight people were heavy because they didn't poop.Anon
- when i was about 5 my sister told me that kiwis were elephant poop— kelli putnam