When I was in 5th grade, I mixed up the words 'facility' and 'faculty'. Faculty meant bathroom, of course, since thats what the faculty bathroom was labeled, and for some reason I knew that it was a bathroom. Our music department held a 'Faculty Concert' and my teacher was going to be in it, so, even though I was confused, I went. On the way there I expressed my confusion to my mom about why it was called a bathroom concert.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to think that tampons were meant to absorb women's urine so they wouldn't have to go to the bathroom.— Koyaanisqatsi
- I used to believe teachers never had to go to the bathroomAnon
- When I was little, I thought it was harmful to eat while you were going to the bathroom. Anon
- There's a bad moon on the rise = There's a bathroom on the rightAnon
- I used to think that priests and teachers never used the bathroom.Anon
- I used to think that all teachers were robots because they never went to the bathroom.Anon