when i was about 3 years old i got into bed with my grandparents and as they both sleep naked and i'm female i asked my grandpa whats taht pionting to his penis and my grandma told him he had to tell me the proper name and so 4 years i went round telling people my grandpa carried peanuts(penis)in his trousers
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that My grandparents didn't have any other name except grandma and grandpa.— Emelia
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- i used to beleive taht when you turned 14 years old you wuld grow an extra toe— kirsty
- My Grandpa told me if I picked my nose I could accidentally pull out my eye. — Jan St. Louis