When I first realised that having sex meant putting your thingy in a lady's you-know-what, I couldn't work out what was meant to happen next. I was sure that you just laid there motionless and somehow the lady's body did something to cause you to blow off...... It's lucky I sussed out the truth before my first sexual encounter cos that would have been v.embarrassing.
A childhood belief about sex
others believed things like this
- I used to think that Chris de burgh song Lady in red was Lady in Bread
— Omega-R-Fox - My Brother used to think that Chris de Burgh was singing 'Lady in bed' instead of lady in red'— Kerry, Manchester
- I used to think the song "dude looks like a lady" by aerosmith was "doodles like a lady"— I used to believe
- I used to believe the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" said "Do It Like A Lady"— jvf
- I used to think that "extra body" shampoo meant you could use the runoff suds to clean your body.— Christy
- I thought if something was radioactive it meant if you turn on a radio near it it would blow up— Nate