When I was little I always took off my shirt when I took a poop because i thought it would get stuck in my shirt and I wouldn't notice, I also thought that the people would laugh at me and i would not know why.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- If a man wore his shirt out, I thought his wife was going to have a baby.Anon
- I thought Marco Polo was a kind of shirt.Anon
- When you saw a funeral go by, you had to grab a button on your shirt.Anon
- I used to believe that the head part of a shirt was a monster and that it would eat you.— Taliyah
- I used to think your belly button was there to collect the lint of your shirt!Anon
- I used to believe that moths were a species of bats that only ate the tag on the inside of your shirt— Bob the Baby