When I was little I walked in on my Dad getting out of the shower and I later asked my mom why Daddy had a tail.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that take a shower meant to go steal a shower from the storeAnon
- I used to think that toilets led to the shower head. That's why I never took a shower :D— scared
- I used to believe that if you took a shower after a day of tanning the tan would come off in the shower— Shar
- When I was very little, I used to believe that bacon came from the tail of a pig because it was curly!!— Audrey
- I used to believe that a cat's butt hole was on the tip of his tail.— PANTS
- I used to believe that if I wagged my dog's tail, it would cheer my dog up.— GED