I grew up with 3 younger brothers and never saw a male adult naked, so I thought every boy had a penis the size of a small finger. When I was 10, I went to visit my dad and walked in on him in the bathroom as he was getting out of the shower. I thought he must have hurt his penis because it was swollen. He and my mom thought it was pretty funny, but I was really concerned!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- I used to think my brothers penis was a hotdog, until i put one in my panties and the dog ate it.— Amanda
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- We use to think the male organ (penis) was called a PUDDLE....
My twin sister and I both called it that...Anon