My sixth grade teacher told me that kissing was oral sex, so I would tell everyone I have oral sex with my mom, dad, and brother every night!
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- When I was in sixth grade I thought that "oral" sex meant talking about sex.— Duh
- I believed that oral sex was people having sex in space.
I think I got 'oral' mixed up with 'astral'— PinkPanther - i used to think that oral sex was kissingAnon
- I used to believe oral sex was french kissing.— Anonymous
- I thought that 'oral sex' was just French kissing.— Rachel
- i used to think that oral sex was just a fancy term for kissingAnon