When I was little my mom always told me the "K" in K Mart stood for "kids" and that if I was bad she would return me and my sister for new children.
A childhood belief about going shopping

others believed things like this
- i used to believe (because my dad told me so) that AM stood for "awful music" and FM stood for "fine music"— skydvgrl
- my sister told me that bunkers on golf courses were for children to play in while their dads played golf.— Julie
- My five-year-old cousin thinks that his parents purchased him from Wal-Mart.Anon
- When I was young, I really used to believe that 'R.I.P.' (on a gravestone) meant 'Return If Possible.'— Colin
- I Used To Believe In The Scab Fairy, That She Would Pay You In Return For Those Scabs!— KellGirl
- After watching Return of the Jedi, I belived that whenever you died you just dissapeared.— Nano