when i was younger i found my dads condoms and when i asked what they were i was told they were eye patches so whenever i poked myself in the eye i asked for an eyepatch
A childhood belief about condoms
others believed things like this
- My parents told me that babies were made from dimonds under cabbage patches, that would grow into a baby.Anon
- I used to think oil patches on the roads was dead rainbows— Si
- When I was younger I asked my parents:
"If bees make honey, do flys make marmalade?"— Mike - I thought if I poked people on the tv in the eye, they would feel it and go 'ow'. — Helen W
- When i was a nipper my mum told me that condoms were sweeties for grown ups - i believed it for years!! :-)— LCF
- my sister told me that bunkers on golf courses were for children to play in while their dads played golf.— Julie