i explained to my 5 year old brother about how burgers came from cows and sausages from pigs. after a couple of hours of what must have been hard thinking. he came back to me and said:
"i know how they make chips"
"ok"
"well they get a yellow dog..."
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that sausages were to pigs as eggs are to hens— stuart swanston
- I used to believe that like chickens lay eggs, pigs laid sausages...Anon
- I used to believe that we got sausages from pulling them out of pigs bums - all neat and tidy. Mmm— L. Webb
- My partner's Mum thought that pigs layed sausages just like chickens lay eggs.— Bunny
- When i was really little, i thought that pharmacy was a shop where you could buy animals, like pigs and cows.Anon
- I believed that pigs could actually fly. I'm 13 and found out this year that they can't.— Boy I'm Blonde