When i was little i used to think the word "Under" was "Behunder" so my mom would ask "Nick, where are my keys" and i would say "Behunder the couch mommy"
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- My schoolmate Nick used to think that girl's farts smelt of roses.— Nathan
- I used to think that robbers had keys to every house and that's how they got in to take your stuff— Emma
- When i was younger i used to believe tha the cat gave Santa the keys to the house to get in !— Nikki Kellett
- i used to believe the sound from a piano came from the keys hitting a stuff called "sploosh"{wierd, huh?}.— exploding buttox
- I usied to believe that there were lobsters under my dads couch!!— Jessie
- I used to believe hat the news readers could see into my living room so i sed to undress behind the couch.— henri