In fifth grade, I walked by this guy on a bus, and we had to squeeze past eachother face-to-face and so our bodies touched. After that, it look like my stomach was getting bigger, so I thought I was pregnant.
A childhood belief about getting pregnant

others believed things like this
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon
- If you pulled a face, and the clock struck on the hour, your face would stay in that position.— Jo V...NL
- i used to believe a girl will pregnant if kissing a boy on the face— mulan
- When my mom would say that my eyes were bigger than my stomach I thought she meant it literally.— Amanda
- I thought god looked like the face on the play-doh can!— Jonathan Franz
- Since my father had a deep cleft in his chin, I thought he was growing a tiny buttocks out of his face.— Rick