My older cuzion used to tell me when i was 5 that every time you farted ou got skinner i was a little chubby then so i woild let it out whenever i could until i was 8 when he told me the truth
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- i used to believe that every time i farted i was being jet propelled.— chuckipoo
- when i was little i used to beleive that if i coughed, sneezed and farted at the same time i would blow up— fart
- When I was little and farted in bed my mum told me to "take big sniffs - it will soon go away" yuk.Anon
- My father told me if I farted, my head would cave in!— Jae
- My mom told me if you farted in bed your feet would turn brown.— Tracy