I used to think that when I had a stomach ache, i was going to give birth. I would sit on the toilet and hoping the baby would be a boy. Sadly, all I got was a brown poop.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- I used to think that to give birth, a woman had a slit cut into her inner thigh, and the baby would come out.Anon
- I thought a stomach ache was a stomach egg— Catherine
- Until I was five, I used to think that women gave birth to baby girls and men gave birth to baby boys— Cassidy K
- I used to believe that white people had white poop and that mine was brown because I was brownAnon
- Brown or otherwise non-white snow was snowman poop. My kids believe it too!— Dellio