One of my earliest memories was being in a park and a boy was having a pee. I thought he was peeing from his bellybutton and that he had the same parts as me in the correct place. Until I was seven I thought a penis was a man's bellybutton.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a boy's penis came out of his bellybutton, so you couldn't see it all the time.Anon
- I thought that babies were born out of your bellybutton (couldn't think of anywhere else they pop out of!)— Hattie
- I thought liposuction was squeezing the fat out of your bellybutton. Too bad it's not that easy...— Angela
- If you touch your bellybutton, it will get infected.Anon
- That if you fiddled with your bellybutton it would unscrew your bum and it would fall off— Sundaeg1rl
- My parents used ot tell me i came out my mums bellybutton lool!
— Roxanne