Rain was God taking a piss.
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird
- I used to believe I could control the weather by singing rain rain go away or blowing the clouds away.— Shannon
- My brothers to piss me off sometimes told me I was adopted, and that I was the housekeeper's kid.— ricolarno
- I believed that the rain would melt everything...I was terrified to go outside in the rain! — Cris
- I used to think that when people were taking their contacts out that they were taking their eyeball out :) — Jen
- I used to think that Rain Man had something to do with Singin' in the Rain.Anon